1) What do you do when a predatory journal keeps spam emailing you to get you to make a submission? Submit this paper to their journal:  2) To succeed in academia, you need lots of publications. But the order of authors' names on a paper impacts who gets the credit. Thankfully, there's a technological solution to make every author the first author: 3) As much an insightful look at academic practice as it is a work of satire, this paper&nbsp...