Below are 166 (rather interesting!) size-ordered correlations that I calculated on 870 people in the United States, who were recruited using our study recruitment platform, Positly.

All responses are self-reported by the study participants, mostly measured on a scale of 1-4 or 1-5, except those that suggest a different scale (e.g., number of minutes doing something, age, symptom scores, etc.)

Keep in mind that if A and B are correlated, it could be that A causes B, it could be that B causes A, or it could be that some third thing causes both A and B.

The number shown on each row is the correlation between the thing on the left of the “vs.” and the thing on the right of the “vs.”

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Huge correlations (~67% of variance explained)

0.82: depression symptom score (PHQ9) vs. anxiety symptom score (GAD7)
0.82: “Taking all things together, I am happy.” (1-5 scale) vs. “In general, I feel confident and positive about myself.” (1-5 scale)
0.75: “How religious do you consider yourself to be?” (0-5 scale) vs. “How spiritual do you consider yourself to be?” (0-5 scale)
0.75: satisfactionWithDatingOrRomanticLife vs. howWellTreatedByRomanticPartner
0.74: socialLiberalness vs. economicLiberalness
0.73: placeOfWorshipAffiliation vs. “How religious do you consider yourself to be?” (0-5 scale)
0.68: “In general, I feel confident and positive about myself.” (1-5 scale) vs. “How optimistic a person are you usually?” (-2 to 2 scale)
0.67: parentsHappyWhenYouWereGrowingUp vs. parentsTreatedWellWhenGrowingUp
0.67: videoGameMinutesPerDayWhenPlays vs. videoGamePlayingDaysPerWeek
0.60: howGoodLifeIsRelativeToExpectations vs. “I feel satisfied with what I am achieving in life.” (1-5 scale)
0.60: enoughMoneyToLiveComfortably vs. moreWealthyThanFriends
0.60: hoursWorkedOnWorkDays vs. daysWorkedPerWeek
0.58: takesAntidepressants vs. hasMentalHealthDiagnosis
0.57: satisfactionWithDatingOrRomanticLife vs. relationshipSeriousness
0.54: takesAntidepressants vs. seeingAMentalHealthProfessional
0.54: “How spiritual do you consider yourself to be?” (0-5 scale) vs. placeOfWorshipAffiliation
0.53: alcoholDaysDrinkingPerWeek vs. drinksPerTimeDrinking

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Large correlations (~25% of variance explained)

0.50: relationshipSeriousness vs. livesWithOtherPeople
0.49: conscientiousness (2-question big 5 scale) vs. howGoodIsWillpower
0.48: “Taking all things together, I am happy.” (1-5 scale) vs. satisfactionWithDatingOrRomanticLife
0.48: hasDepressiveDisorder vs. takesAntidepressants
0.48: enoughMoneyToLiveComfortably vs. howGoodLifeIsRelativeToExpectations
0.46: relationshipSeriousness vs. hasChildren
0.45: hasDepressiveDisorder vs. hasAnxietyDisorder
0.42: selfReportedHowGoodAtMathComparedToOthers vs. selfReportedIntelligence
0.41: howWellTreatedByRomanticPartner vs. “Taking all things together, I am happy.” (1-5 scale)
0.40: “In general, I feel confident and positive about myself.” (1-5 scale) vs. howGoodIsWillpower
0.40: incomeScore vs. enoughMoneyToLiveComfortably
0.38: age vs. hasBeenDivorced
0.38: howOftenReadsBlogs vs. howOftenReadsTheNews
0.38 : timesSexualActivityWithOtherPersonIn7Days vs. howWellTreatedByRomanticPartner
0.37: moreWealthyThanFriends vs. “I feel satisfied with what I am achieving in life.” (1-5 scale)
0.36: howGoodLifeIsRelativeToExpectations vs. howWellTreatedByRomanticPartner
0.36: hasChildren vs. age
0.36: “Taking all things together, I am happy.” (1-5 scale) vs. enoughMoneyToLiveComfortably
0.36: selfReportedIntelligence vs. selfReportedGoodLookingnessForAge
0.36: selfReportedGoodLookingnessForAge vs. “In general, I feel confident and positive about myself.” (1-5 scale)
0.35 : timesSexualActivityWithOtherPersonIn7Days vs. satisfactionWithDatingOrRomanticLife
0.35: parentsHappyWhenYouWereGrowingUp vs. “In general, I feel confident and positive about myself.” (1-5 scale)
0.34: selfReportedIntelligence vs. considersSelfLifelongLearner
0.34: exerciseDaysPerWeek vs. hoursOutsideWeekly
0.31: homeOwnershipLevel vs. age
0.31: seeingAMentalHealthProfessional vs. depression symptom score (PHQ9)

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Medium correlations (~9% of variance explained)

0.3: “Taking all things together, I am happy.” (1-5 scale) vs. numberOfCloseFriendsAndFamilyMembers
0.3: homeOwnershipLevel vs. enoughMoneyToLiveComfortably
0.3: depression symptom score (PHQ9) vs. takesAntidepressants
0.3: republican1DemocratNegative1 vs. “How religious do you consider yourself to be?” (0-5 scale)
0.29: earlyTechnologyAdopter vs. appsTheyDownloadedAndUseWeekly
0.28: restednessUponWakingAfterIdealHoursOfSleep vs. “I feel satisfied with what I am achieving in life.” (1-5 scale)
0.28: healthLevel vs. exerciseDaysPerWeek
0.28: healthLevel vs. moreWealthyThanFriends
0.27: educationScore vs. incomeScore
0.27: selfReportedGoodLookingnessForAge vs. moreWealthyThanFriends
0.27 : isChristian vs. republican1DemocratNegative1
0.27: hasAPet vs. isFemale
0.26: selfReportedIntelligence vs. selfReportedGoodnessAndMoralness
0.25: numberOfCloseFriendsAndFamilyMembers vs. “How optimistic a person are you usually?” (-2 to 2 scale)
0.24: “How spiritual do you consider yourself to be?” (0-5 scale) vs. age
0.23: age squared vs. “How spiritual do you consider yourself to be?” (0-5 scale)
0.23: smokeCigarettesFrequency vs. addictedToADrugOtherThanCaffeineOrNicotine
0.23: hoursWorkedOnWorkDays vs. positivenessOfFeelingsAboutJob
0.23: hasAPet vs. isWhite
0.22: selfReportedIntelligence vs. educationScore
0.22: anxiety symptom score (GAD7) vs. takesAntidepressants
0.22: depression symptom score (PHQ9) vs. debtsCannotPayLevel
0.22: “How optimistic a person are you usually?” (-2 to 2 scale) vs. parentsTreatedWellWhenGrowingUp
0.21: hoursPastMidnightGoesToSleep vs. videoGameMinutesPerDayWhenPlays
0.21: hoursOutsideWeekly vs. exerciseMinutesPerExerciseDay
0.21: satisfactionWithDatingOrRomanticLife vs. parentsHappyWhenYouWereGrowingUp
0.21: socialLiberalness vs. homosexuality
0.21 : isChristian vs. hasChildren

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Small correlations (~4% of variance explained)

0.2: howOftenReadsTheNews vs. considersSelfLifelongLearner
0.2: hoursPastMidnightGoesToSleep vs. depression symptom score (PHQ9)
0.2: earlyTechnologyAdopter vs. internetCapableSmartphone
0.2: howGoodIsWillpower vs. moreWealthyThanFriends
0.2: nightclubAttendance vs. timesSexualActivityWithOtherPersonIn7Days
0.2: daysPerWeekUsesTwitter vs. appsTheyDownloadedAndUseWeekly
0.2: “How spiritual do you consider yourself to be?” (0-5 scale) vs. republican1DemocratNegative1
0.2: enoughMoneyToLiveComfortably vs. positivenessOfFeelingsAboutJob
0.2: bookReadingDaysPerWeek vs. considersSelfLifelongLearner
0.19: daysPerWeekUsesFacebook vs. isFemale
0.19: bodyMassIndex vs. depression symptom score (PHQ9)
0.19: differenceBetweenAverageAndNeededSleepHours vs. “Taking all things together, I am happy.” (1-5 scale)
0.19: selfReportedGoodLookingnessForAge vs. exerciseMinutesPerExerciseDay
0.19: selfReportedIntelligence vs. earlyTechnologyAdopter
0.18: hasAPet vs. daysPerWeekUsesFacebook
0.18: howWellTreatedByRomanticPartner vs. parentsTreatedWellWhenGrowingUp
0.18: “How spiritual do you consider yourself to be?” (0-5 scale) vs. “How optimistic a person are you usually?” (-2 to 2 scale)
0.18: moreWealthyThanFriends vs. timesSexualActivityWithOtherPersonIn7Days
0.18: nightclubAttendance vs. drinksPerTimeDrinking
0.18: incomeScore vs. selfReportedGoodLookingnessForAge
0.17 : firedFromAJobInLast12Months vs. addictedToADrugOtherThanCaffeineOrNicotine
0.17: isFemale vs. “How spiritual do you consider yourself to be?” (0-5 scale)
0.17: numberOfCloseFriendsAndFamilyMembers vs. “How religious do you consider yourself to be?” (0-5 scale)
0.17: selfReportedHowGoodAtMathComparedToOthers vs. selfReportedGoodLookingnessForAge
0.17: educationScore vs. enoughMoneyToLiveComfortably
0.17: selfReportedIntelligence vs. moreWealthyThanFriends
0.17 : timesSexualActivityWithOtherPersonIn7Days vs. healthLevel
0.17: daysPerWeekSpeaksToFriends vs. numberOfCloseFriendsAndFamilyMembers
0.17: “How religious do you consider yourself to be?” (0-5 scale) vs. takingAllThingsTogetherIAmHAPPY
0.16: minutesOnComputerTypicalDay vs. hoursPastMidnightGoesToSleep
0.16: hasBeenDivorced vs. “How spiritual do you consider yourself to be?” (0-5 scale)
0.16 : timesSexualActivityWithOtherPersonIn7Days vs. selfReportedGoodLookingnessForAge
0.16: hoursOutsideWeekly vs. “How optimistic a person are you usually?” (-2 to 2 scale)
0.16: “How spiritual do you consider yourself to be?” (0-5 scale) vs. numberOfCloseFriendsAndFamilyMembers
0.16: educationScore vs. bookReadingDaysPerWeek
0.16: howGoodIsWillpower vs. positivenessOfFeelingsAboutJob
0.16: gotDivorcedInLastTwoYears vs. addictedToADrugOtherThanCaffeineOrNicotine
0.16: howOftenReadsTheNews vs. educationScore
0.16: hasChildren vs. hasAPet
0.16: differenceBetweenAverageAndNeededSleepHours vs. exerciseDaysPerWeek
0.16: bodyMassIndex vs. chronicMedicalConditionSeriousness

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Tiny correlation (~2% of variance explained)

0.15: anxiety symptom score (GAD7) vs. socialLiberalness
0.15: restednessUponWakingAfterIdealHoursOfSleep vs. positivenessOfFeelingsAboutJob
0.15: relationshipSeriousness vs. republican1DemocratNegative1
0.15: daysPerWeekSpeaksToFriends vs. howOftenReadsTheNews
0.15: alcoholDaysDrinkingPerWeek vs. smokeCigarettesFrequency
0.15: gotDivorcedInLastTwoYears vs. firedFromAJobInLast12Months
0.15: selfReportedGoodLookingnessForAge vs. satisfactionWithDatingOrRomanticLife
0.15: videoGameMinutesPerDayWhenPlays vs. bookReadingMinutesPerDayWhenRead
0.14: parentsHappyWhenYouWereGrowingUp vs. selfReportedGoodLookingnessForAge
0.14: isChristian vs. daysPerWeekUsesFacebook
0.14: considersSelfLifelongLearner vs. howOftenReadsBlogs
0.14: healthLevel vs. differenceBetweenAverageAndNeededSleepHours
0.14 : republican1DemocratNegative1 vs. homeOwnershipLevel
0.13: hasAPet vs. mentalIllnessInFamilyLevel
0.13: economicLiberalness vs. daysPerWeekUsesTwitter
0.13: economicLiberalness vs. hoursPastMidnightGoesToSleep
0.13: seeingAMentalHealthProfessional vs. gotDivorcedInLastTwoYears
0.13: videoGamePlayingDaysPerWeek vs. bodyMassIndex
0.13: “How spiritual do you consider yourself to be?” (0-5 scale) vs. physicalDisabilityLevel
0.12: bornInUS vs. hasAPet
0.12: howGoodIsWillpower vs. numberOfCloseFriendsAndFamilyMembers
0.12: howOftenReadsBlogs vs. educationScore
0.12: “How optimistic a person are you usually?” (-2 to 2 scale) vs. hasBeenDivorced
0.12: parentsTreatedWellWhenGrowingUp vs. “How religious do you consider yourself to be?” (0-5 scale)
0.12: urbannessOfLocation vs. economicLiberalness
0.12: isFemale vs. depression symptom score (PHQ9)
0.11: nightclubAttendance vs. selfReportedGoodLookingnessForAge
0.11: howOftenReadsTheNews vs. daysPerWeekUsesTwitter
0.11: worksMoreThanWouldLike vs. depression symptom score (PHQ9)
0.11: incomeScore vs. hasAPet
0.11: parentsHappyWhenYouWereGrowingUp vs. howGoodIsWillpower
0.11: isFemale vs. hasMentalHealthDiagnosis
0.11: hasAnxietyDisorder vs. hasAPet
0.11: usCitizen vs. isWhite
0.11: howOftenReadsBlogs vs. socialLiberalness
0.11 : firedFromAJobInLast12Months vs. nightclubAttendance
0.11: educationScore vs. appsTheyDownloadedAndUseWeekly

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Negligible correlations (~1% of variance explained)

0.10: videoGameMinutesPerDayWhenPlays vs. hasMentalHealthDiagnosis
0.09: Points (gad7) vs. smokeCigarettesFrequency
0.09: healthLevel vs. alcoholDaysDrinkingPerWeek
0.09: howOftenReadsTheNews vs. incomeScore
0.08: selfReportedHowGoodAtMathComparedToOthers vs. howOftenReadsTheNews
0.07: physicalDisabilityLevel vs. lookingForWork
0.07: isMidwestUSRegion vs. hasChildren
0.07: gotDivorcedInLastTwoY

This piece was first written on January 13, 2018, and first appeared on my website on July 30, 2025.

What are the possible explanations for (or causes of) this?

• A Causes B – Increasing A is a cause of increasing B but not the reverse. [e.g., more happiness causes more willpower]
• (2) B Causes A – Increasing B is a cause of increasing A but not the reverse. [e.g., more willpower causes more happiness]
• (3) A Causes B Causes A – Increasing A and B are both causes of increases of the other, leading to a positive feedback loop between them. [e.g., more willpower causes more happiness which causes more willpower which causes more happiness, etc.]
• (4) X Causes A and B – There exists at least one other variable X (potentially many more than one) such that increases (or decreases) in X lead simultaneously to increases in both A and B. [e.g., living in a stable environment and having a supportive romantic partner are both situations that increase happiness and are also both situations that increase willpower]
• (5) Non-linearity – A and B actually have a much stronger relationship than it appears (in fact they could be fully deterministically related) because correlation only captures the average extent to which A exceeding its mean coincides with B exceeding its mean, and can understate the strength of relationships that go both up and down or that go up in an inconsistent fashion (that is, it captures linear relationships, but can sometimes mask non-linear ones). [e.g., as willpower goes up happiness tends to go up as people become increasingly good at making good longer-term effective choices, but as willpower gets to extremely high levels, people start experiencing less happiness again because extreme levels of willpower are linked to reduced emotional responses of all kinds]
• (6a) Noise – The correlation is actually much larger or smaller than it seems as a result of sampling error or noise (e.g., the sample size is too low to measure it with reliability, and so it is really more like 0.32 plus or minus 0.3 and could realistically be near zero) [e.g., with a sample size of n=30, a measured correlation of 0.32 has an insanely wide 95th percentile confidence interval of -0.045 to 0.609]
• (6b) Too Many Tries – You found this correlation by looking at a long list of correlations that you calculated (and it stood out to you because it was one of the highest correlations), but there is actually not a significant correlation at all, it just looks that way because you tested so many hypotheses and each one had some chance of looking significant due to random fluctuations (so it’s unsurprising that one ended up being moderately large, and that’s the one you honed in on) [e.g., if you look at all pairs of correlations for 15 variables that leads to 105 distinct correlations, and with a sample size of 50 data points used to calculate each correlation, it is quite likely that you’d get a correlation of 0.32 or higher even if the true correlation between all pairs of variables was 0]
• (7) Outliers – There is an extreme outlier in the data (e.g., a transcription error or data corruption or disgruntled survey respondent), and without it, the calculated correlation would decrease or increase dramatically. [e.g., with n=100 data points, a crazy outlier pair of 30 for A and 1.35 for B when the rest of your values are between 0 and 1 can make the calculated correlation come out to 0.32 when the correlation calculated without that one outlier is actually -0.12]
• (8a) Selection Bias – Your data is a biased sample of the population that you actually care about due to unintentional selection effects in your sampling procedure, and so the 0.32 correlation, which you assumed applies to the broader population from which your data was drawn, is not actually representative of the population you are attempting to draw conclusions about. [e.g., you inadvertently surveyed only younger people, and in younger people, the correlation between willpower and happiness is positive, whereas in older people it is a negligible correlation, yet you’re trying to draw conclusions about the entire population which includes both young and old]
• (8b) Correlation From Conditioning – The variables A and B are actually uncorrelated if you had looked at them in the full population of interest, but you only sampled them in some subpopulation out of convenience, and A and B are both correlated with how likely you are to end up in that subpopulation, creating an observed correlation in the subpopulation that doesn’t exist in the full population [e.g., happiness and willpower are actually uncorrelated, but you only collected data on people at camp, and whether or not a person decides to go to camp is strongly positively predicted by happiness and strongly negatively predicted by willpower; therefore campers are likely to have high happiness or low willpower (though not both) creating a correlation between happiness and willpower among campers that doesn’t exist among non-campers]
• (9) The World Is Too Complex For Mere Mortals – Some mixture of (1), (2), (3), (4), (5) and (6a), (6b), (7), (8a), and (8b) are true.
• (10) Wrong Problem – Of the literally infinite variety of formulas that capture the extent to which A and B vary together, the correlation (i.e., the average of the product of standard deviations from the mean) is not the formula you are truly interested in, what you actually care about is, say, the median of the product of absolute deviations from the median, but you calculated the ordinary correlation because that’s all that you could think of to do, or that’s the only relevant function the software you used had available.
• (11) Undefined – A and B were generated from Cauchy distributions, and the true correlation between these two variables is mathematically undefined (much like how the Cauchy distribution has an undefined expected value), so your calculated value of 0.32 is a meaningless estimate of an undefined quantity.
• (12) Bug – there was a bug in the correlation calculation or data loading code, or data cleaning code and your software just happened to output 0.32, but that’s not actually the correlation value or a value of interest at all.
• (13) Wrong Calculation – You only thought you had run your correlation coefficient code, but you accidentally ran the wrong program (the one you wrote as a teen), and the number 0.32 was the fraction of baseball cards you had at that time that were in mint condition.
• (14) Memory Mistake – Your faulty memory only makes you think the correlation between A and B is 0.32, when in fact, the correlation number you saw on your computer screen (a mere 60 seconds ago) was 0.23 (thanks be to the unreliable three pounds of jello between your ears).
• (15) Dreaming – You are actually asleep right now (with your head slumped down on your keyword, and your knocked-over cup of tea dripping Earl Grey on the carpet), and you only dreamed that you calculated a 0.32 correlation, but when you wake up the correlation will turn out to be, say, -0.134 (or maybe you never collected the data in the first place and will get an F on your assignment).
• (16) God – God, it turns out, predetermined everything, and is, therefore, the one and only cause, so is the true (and only) explanation for this correlation of 0.32.
• (17) Solipsism – Metaphysical Solipsism turns out to be true, and the world has no independent existence outside of your mind, so in effect, you are the only cause, and therefore you are the cause of this experience of observation of 0.32 correlation (but what does it say about you that you would create this experience?)
• (18) Many Worlds – The Many World’s hypothesis is true, and the laws of physics don’t forbid any possible values of this particular correlation, hence for any number r within the range -1 to 1, there is a you who witnessed that correlation r, but most you’s most likely witnessed a correlation close to 0.32 (as evidenced by the fact that you witnessed it and that you are unlikely to have witnessed an unlikely event).
• (19) Simulation – The Simulation Hypothesis is true, you are part of a simulation, and the (simulated) world you live in was designed by conscious beings to have a 0.32 correlation between variables A and B (the true reason for which you will surely never understand, perhaps it has to do with getting published in a 5th dimension outer-reality academic journal on the niche topic of civilizational development in 4d space-time universes).
• (20) Relativism – Truth and meaning are relative and culturally determined, and the definition and usage of correlation, as well as the ritualistic “scientific” process of calculating it, and the belief that it should be calculated at all, are merely an artifact of your time and place, which props up the power of the current ruling elite, yet is so deeply rooted in your culture that you fail to see any other possibility.
• (21) Evil Demon – Descartes’ Evil Demon, as “clever and deceitful as he is powerful,” has been tricking you for the entirety of what you call your life, and all that you think you know of the external world is merely an illusion designed by this demon, including this godforsaken correlation.
• (22) Boltzmann Brains – The universe is infinite (in space, or time) and hence contains an infinite number of brains produced by the brief chance alignment of particles into structures capable of consciousness, and given that only a finite number of brains could evolve on planets, you have a 100% chance of being one of these randomly coalescing “Boltzmann brains,” and you just happen to be one that momentarily believes there is such a thing as correlation and that you measured a 0.32 correlation between A and B (in a moment you will pop back out of existence – bye!)
• (23) Contradiction – There is an as of yet undiscovered (but as the Incompleteness Theorem shows, impossible to rule out) contradiction in the axioms of mathematics as we know it, and a valid mathematical proof exists to show that A and B have any correlation including -1, Pi or 0.32.
• Or perhaps I’m overthinking this, and just: “as A goes up, B tends to go up a bit, on average.”